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An American, a Japanese, a Chinese
An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were captured by tribal cannibalism. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve." Board is the first Americans to pay. He said: "before the board to pay, give me a sea...
If I were a boy again 回到童年
I would practice perseverance more often,and never give up a thing If we want light, we must conquer darkness.Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results.“There are only two creatures," syas a proverb,“who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail."If I were a boy again, I would school myself into a habit of attention;I would let nothing come between me and t...
Give up your seat to a lady让座
Give up your seat to a ladyLittle Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.""You've done the right thing," says Mommy."But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."给女士让座小强尼说:“妈妈,今天早上和爸爸在公车上时,他叫我让座给一位女士。”妈妈说:“你做得很对呀。”“但是,妈妈,我是坐在爸...
jump up and down跳上跳下
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
The cigarettes will be on fire烟卷迟早点着
Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.''Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟,一天对他抱怨说:“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。”“不用担心,亲爱的,所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”...
Put your feet in把脚放进去
Put your feet inThe school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"把脚放进去一个女学生坐在座位上,嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖,脚却伸到课桌间的走道里,被老师发现...
他的耳朵在我衣兜里 ear in my pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗...
Stupid Question 愚蠢的问题
Stupid QuestionDan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.“Now p...
Intelligent son 聪明的儿子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.  After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?" "Certainly""You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee n...
Sharing the Apples 分苹果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying ab...